Category Archives: Great Television

Coming Out Of Semi-Retirement: The DVR Files is BACK!

Posted on July 14, 2015 by thedvrfiles

OMG, it’s been almost 3 months since I’ve last written for the most important blog of all time. Don’t be snarky and be all, what, you’re finally writing for Fart Blog again? Because while I agree that is a VERY … Continue reading →

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Happy 3rd Birthday to Me! I’m “Looking” for a Present from HBO!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by thedvrfiles

OMG guys guess what??? Today The DVR Files turns 3 years old! F— yeah! Who would have thought that when I wrote my first post on March 13, 2012 that I’d still be here on March 13, 2015? Certainly not … Continue reading →

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Here is One Cookie I Can Have

Posted on February 20, 2015 by thedvrfiles

Yesterday I made a big deal about giving up sweets for Lent and how sad I would be not to have any cookies for 40 days. And while it’s true that I’m very sad I have to go without Magic … Continue reading →

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What Would George Burnett Get George Clooney for A Wedding Present?

Posted on October 1, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Yo kidz. I’m back! It’s been a busy two weeks. I was on a very secret mission to stop the marriage between George Clooney and the Voldemort of aspiring gold-diggers everywhere, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (but I’ll do it anyway because I’m a responsible … Continue reading →

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Justin Theroux is More Than Jennifer Aniston’s Piece

Posted on September 11, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Justin Theroux ain’t no one’s leftovers. The second coming of Jon Hamm is most known as that guy on that show on HBO that also bangs Jennifer Aniston in his free time. Of course, that show on HBO HAPPENS to be … Continue reading →

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Joe Manganiello and I Will Probably Never Date

Posted on July 7, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Poor Joe Manganiello, the guy who plays the werewolf Alcide on True Blood. He will probably never get to date me. Granted, there are many reasons why he SHOULD date me. We’re both Catholic. I’m age appropriate for him. I know how … Continue reading →

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Fargo is Far Good!

Posted on June 26, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Finally finished Fargo. LOVED IT. And normally I start with my trademark wit but it’s late and I want to go to bed so we are going to just delve in. Be warned of spoilers!!! Enter at your own risk! … Continue reading →

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227 Forever!

Posted on March 31, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Oh my God kids. The most amazing thing happened in the WORLD today. No, Brandi Glanville did not push LeAnn Rimes off a cliff. Bummer, I know. But this is even better. This morning I took out my checkbook to write … Continue reading →

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I Always Know What I Want at a Bar! Duh! I’m Irish and German!

Posted on March 21, 2014 by thedvrfiles

We live in such a great world where there is such a vast freedom of choice. You can get your fries at McDonald’s or Burger King. You can chew Hubba Bubba or Bubbilicious. You can read US Weekly or In … Continue reading →

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Khal Drogo Stays Fit By Having Lots of Sex! Of Course He Does.

Posted on March 10, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Hell is reserved for many people. Murderers, people who have never heard of The Princess Bride, the inventor of SnackWell’s Devil Food’s Cookie Cakes . . . you know, the usual suspects. And then there are those people who live at … Continue reading →

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