Tag Archives: True Blood

Hank is Back!

Ben Franklin was one of those guys who accomplished a LOT in life. He invented bifocals. He was a character in one of my all-time favorite books. Puff Daddy wrote a song about him. Pretty impressive stuff for a man … Continue reading

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Joe and Sofia are Dating, Maybe

Well, Joe Manganiello got over me not wanting to date him real fast. Last night People Magazine announced that the part Sicilian, part werewolf actor might be dating newly single Sofia Vergara, who recently split from her douche bag fiance … Continue reading

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Joe Manganiello and I Will Probably Never Date

Poor Joe Manganiello, the guy who plays the werewolf Alcide on True Blood. He will probably never get to date me. Granted, there are many reasons why he SHOULD date me. We’re both Catholic. I’m age appropriate for him. I know how … Continue reading

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Roar! A Werewolf Shaved!

Joe Manganiello, werewolf Alcide from True Blood, shaved! And I’m not talking his smooth hairless chest, because he obviously has been waxing that sh– for years. Nope, Alcide shaved his beard. Wow. Enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” … Continue reading

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I’m Cuter

Here at The DVR Files we like to uncover the truth! For example . . . it is true that Jon Hamm carries around a big package on a daily basis . . . And that LeAnn Rimes is a … Continue reading

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This Bloodsucker Is Back on the Market!

Do you like the nighttime? Is it in your blood to boogie at underground clubs? Do you like your lovers to have sharp teeth? Well, then, I have good news! Everyone’s favorite crazy vampire (and occasional lesbian) from True Blood, … Continue reading

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Alex Skarsgard and I Totally Hooked Up Last Night

You will never believe what happened to me last night. It was really awesome. Alex Skarsgard and I totally hooked up. This really and truly happened. Granted, it was in my dreams, but it was so realistic that I woke … Continue reading

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More People Who Should Have a Baby Together: Sam Merlotte and Teen Wolf

Okay, continuing in the popular series “People Who Should Have Babies Together” (Jason Priestley’s a fan, by the way), let’s explore my latest coupling. Sam Merlotte and Scott Howard, AKA Teen Wolf. Okay, there are many logistical issues keeping Sam … Continue reading

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