Monthly Archives: January 2013

Remember being a kid and you LOVED getting a sore throat because that meant you could suck on some Luden’s Wild Cherry Cough Drops? And then in fifth grade you graduated to Sucrets and then in seventh grade you were … Continue reading →

In case you forgot the mission of this brilliant blog, it is called The DVR Files, which means I watch most of my shows on my DVR, which means I watch them late. For example, I only watched Lifetime’s Prosecuting Casey … Continue reading →

I know that many of my hundreds of thousands of male readers are big fans of beautiful women. I don’t get it, but whatevs. At any rate, one starlet who is widely regarded as a low budget Angelina Jolie lookalike … Continue reading →

My half birthday is coming up in less than two weeks, and I know what I want: A Rub a Dub Doggie bath toy. Is this a creepy case of arrested development or a need for companionship in the shower? … Continue reading →

Confesh: I haven’t watched Real Howives of New York City in two seasons. As a resident of the Big Apple, I see enough self-indulgent, super skinny, narcissistic white women in my own time, so there’s no real need for me tune … Continue reading →

Soooooo . . . I live in New York City because I enjoy being broke and single. It’s so much fun! And the best part is that right now it is SO cold that all I can do is sit … Continue reading →

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Sofia Vergara. Her modest and demure take on life in the biz is so refreshing in this age of over exposure. Sofia gets it. She’s a hot babe who also happens to … Continue reading →

President Obama was inaugurated into his second term as President of the USA  on Monday and Beyonce sang the national anthem . . . or did she? Ugh, do I care? Confesh: Sort of. There is just something so holier … Continue reading →

Confesh: I drank WAY too much during the holidays. And after the holidays. And because I’m running a marathon in less than four weeks, I really need to get in shape, girl! I bet I can get really strong as … Continue reading →