Monthly Archives: July 2015

That One Direction Guy is Going to Have One Kid

One time I was a pre-teen. It lasted a couple of years, from age 11-12. It was a good time in some ways. I discovered¬†Beverly Hills, 90210. My mom let me see Backdraft in the theater even though it was … Continue reading

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Coming Out Of Semi-Retirement: The DVR Files is BACK!

OMG, it’s been almost 3 months since I’ve last written for the most important blog of all time. Don’t be snarky and be all, what, you’re finally writing for Fart Blog again? Because while I agree that is a VERY … Continue reading

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