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Monthly Archives: November 2013
I Can’t Believe Keith Morrison Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive
I am ready to break my silence. Last week People Magazine named their sexiest man alive. I thought to myself, after years of naming boys as men (Channing Tatum, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds), they will FINALLY select a distinguished … Continue reading
Maddox Jolie-Pitt is All Grown Up!
I feel old sometimes because people around me do grown up things that you do when you’re an adult. For example, some of my friends have gotten married. Some have bought houses. Some have even gotten divorced. HOWEVER, nothing makes … Continue reading
Stevie is Coming to American Horror Story!
Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow, or the next week, or the week after . . . because the original gypsy and white witch is coming to American Horror Story: Coven! I would say thank you Jesus but since this is a … Continue reading
Jessica Fletcher Wants Murder Not To Be Written!
Oh no! Jessica Fletcher wants to close up shop in Cabot Cove. Actress Angela Lansbury had come out and said it: the reboot of Murder, She Wrote is a bad idea. The great dame explains that she likes Octavia Spencer, … Continue reading
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Wave That American Flag, the Best Toy of All!
Today is Veterans Day, one of my most favorite holidays in the WORLD. You may be shocked that I love Veterans Day so much considering you don’t get any presents. But, hello, there are Marines. I am extremely grateful to … Continue reading
Ryan Lochte is the New Nancy Kerrigan
Jeah! This ain’t right. No, America’s classiest swimmer DID not all of a sudden convert to being a graceful silver and bronze-medal Olympic figure skater. But his knee was hurt by a VERY zealous person. Fun loving criminals Shane Shant … Continue reading
Tiger Woods Certainly Has a Type
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself, “I should not know this.” For example . . . I should not know that Kanye wants to GET HOME NOW. I should not know that Jon Hamm … Continue reading
Love is Over
I know I’ve been kind of quiet the past few days. It should be a time of happiness for me, what with the Red Sox winning the World Series and Murder, She Wrote returning to my TV, though sans Angela Lansbury. Instead, … Continue reading
I am Faster Than Pamela Anderson
I’m not trying to brag, but I am faster than Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson ran the New York City Marathon yesterday, finishing in a time of 5:41:03. That’s 5 hours, 41 minutes, and 3 seconds for all those people who … Continue reading
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