Tag Archives: Weddings

What Would George Burnett Get George Clooney for A Wedding Present?

Yo kidz. I’m back! It’s been a busy two weeks. I was on a very secret mission to stop the marriage between George Clooney and the Voldemort of aspiring gold-diggers everywhere, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (but I’ll do it anyway because I’m a responsible … Continue reading

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Tina Turner is Not Your Private Dancer

Bummerz men, Tina Turner will be dancing for someone that is not you. That’s right, home girl just married a Swiss gentlemen named Erwin Bach. Oh, and she’s 73 and he’s 57. Oh, and they’ve been together for 27 years. … Continue reading

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