Monthly Archives: May 2014

Dylan Throws Shade at Donna Martin

I can’t believe I missed this. Last week on my Bible/muse, Mr. Luke Perry, the man I was supposed to marry 20 years ago, declared that reality TV was trash. Mr. McKay, who has grown up to be an … Continue reading

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Women Who Should Not Cast Stones: The Atlanta Howives

Confesh: In addition to being beautiful, charming, and great at parties, I love trash TV on occasion. Yes, I’m down with Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, blah blah blah (that’s what you write when you have to hurry to get to work. … Continue reading

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Tori Spelling Continues Her Campaign to be the Worst Person in the World

In 1991, the most offensive thing Tori Spelling did was wear this dress as Donna Martin at the West Beverly Spring Dance. Twenty plus years later, the most offensive thing she does is exist, and unfortunately for the world, she … Continue reading

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