OMG, it’s been almost 3 months since I’ve last written for the most important blog of all time.
Don’t be snarky and be all, what, you’re finally writing for Fart Blog again? Because while I agree that is a VERY necessary examination of our times, home boy hasn’t even updated that since 2011. I’m talking about The DVR Files. Duh. I’m far more relevant.
In the coming weeks I’ll be discussing the Emmy nominations (they’re being announced on Thursday), how Violet Affleck is coping with her parents’ divorce, Silicon Valley, and various other shows that I’m watching on my DVR. It’s a tough life but someone’s gotta do it.
Goodbye for now, but . . .
(Sorry but I had to do it.)