Monthly Archives: March 2013

So my brother Andrew and his beautiful fiancee Sara are expecting their first child together, which means I will be an aunt. Yay! Let’s just hope that when I die Andrew doesn’t call me a beloved, er, cunt in my … Continue reading →

I am so happy that Vada Sultenfuss has found peace and love. Nearly 22 years after her best friend Thomas James Sennett was killed by bumblebees in every preteen’s favorite tearjerker My Girl, Vada has announced to the world via People mag … Continue reading →

As the Supreme Court debates the constitutionality of California’s Proposition 8 on gay marriage, the overwhelming support for equality for all has loomed huge on the social media frontier. Yay! And while this makes me super duper duper happy–as it … Continue reading →

I never watch MTV anymore because I am, you know, an ADULT. But I do wax nostalgic for the days of my adolescence when I’d spend the summer taping videos on my parents’ super reliable Toshiba VCR (that sh– lasted … Continue reading →

Confesh: I JUST started watching Breaking Bad this weekend. I know, shocking, since I am probably one of the most cutting edge people you know, that I am jumping in FIVE years after a show premiered to finally take it all in. … Continue reading →

Easter is around the corner, which is great because I gave up sweets for Lent (except after midnight) and I want PEEPS! I am honest to God a card-carrying PAYING member of the Peeps Fan Club. Evidence below. I joined … Continue reading →

So today I was having a great conversation with myself as I am prone to do when I’m home alone. “Liz,” I addressed myself, “You know why Beverly Hills, 90210 is the most unrealistic show of all time?” “Because Brandon Walsh … Continue reading →

I never got it. See, when Home Improvement started airing in 1991, I was a wise-cracking 12 year old into much older men from the West Coast, such as this guy: I didn’t need any BOYS from a show about … Continue reading →

It’s time. After Lindsay Lohan and her pudgy digits AMAZING performance in the seminal TV movie Liz & Dick, I was GUNNING for her comeback. Let’s make a sequel to Freaky Friday, I suggested to my crazy brain. We’ll call it Singular Saturday! … Continue reading →