Monthly Archives: March 2014

227 Forever!

Oh my God kids. The most amazing thing happened in the WORLD today. No, Brandi Glanville did not push LeAnn Rimes off a cliff.┬áBummer, I know. But this is even better. This morning I took out my checkbook to write … Continue reading

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My Childhood Is Over: The Teddy Ruxpin Edition

Growing up, my mother loved me in many ways. She bought me this: And this: And even this: But you know what she didn’t buy me? My Buddy. Kid Sister. Alfie the Robot. And, of course, my mother never bought … Continue reading

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I Always Know What I Want at a Bar! Duh! I’m Irish and German!

We live in such a great world where there is such a vast freedom of choice. You can get your fries at McDonald’s or Burger King. You can chew Hubba Bubba or Bubbilicious. You can read US Weekly or In … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to The DVR Files! Now, Give Me a Lights Alive!

Today The DVR Files turns 2 years old. Wow, to think my brilliant wit and insightful gaze have been in print form for two whole years. All I can say is you, my faithful readers, are SO LUCKY. Since I … Continue reading

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Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups Are a THING!

Life is really hard right now. I gave up Candy Crush for Lent and all I can think about is candy! Granted, I can still eat it, but it’s not the same! My sister’s getting married this summer. I am … Continue reading

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Khal Drogo Stays Fit By Having Lots of Sex! Of Course He Does.

Hell is reserved for many people. Murderers, people who have never heard of┬áThe Princess Bride, the inventor of SnackWell’s Devil Food’s Cookie Cakes . . . you know, the usual suspects. And then there are those people who live at … Continue reading

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