Monthly Archives: April 2013

Sooooo . . . who besides me watched the amazing miniseries Top of the Lake on the Sundance Channel? Written by Jane Campion, she of The Piano fame, Lake centered around the search for a missing pregnant 12-year-old in rural New Zealand. Peggy from Mad … Continue reading →

Mermaid fans–when you first heard about the new TV show Splash did you NOT cry a few tears of joy. “Finally!” you exclaimed, “Tom Hanks’ BEST movie ever is getting the respect it deserves and is being made into a tv … Continue reading →

This is a debate for the ages. God called. He said, “Liz, I give you the power to remake one 1980s cartoon with hot babes. What will it be? You have seven days.” Holy F— God! That’s a tall order! … Continue reading →

Truth be told, I am NOT a fan of murder. It’s not something that I want to happen to me or any of my loved ones or heck any of my disliked ones, EVEN it means getting interviewed by Keith … Continue reading →

People born before 1990: Do you know who Boss Hogg is? Is Uncle Jesse just a guy on Full House who happens to be friends with the Olsen Twins? Is the General Lee simply an ill-fated Confederate General during the Civil … Continue reading →

Oh to be a kid! You get to do fun things like watch a lot of tv, not clean up after yourself, and bake treats with an Easy-Bake Oven! Sounds awesome! One of the great things about my childhood was … Continue reading →

In today’s edition of “And Not a Single F— Was Given,” we examine the dating life of Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly Stewart and Taylor Swift’s sloppy seconds Harry Styles, who’s in some boy band called One Direction. See, Kimberly, who … Continue reading →

That Jennifer Lopez. Remember when she was catching the subway “on the 6” because she was “Jenny from the block” and needed to get home to her apartment in the Bronx? Nope? Well, no worries, because I think she has … Continue reading →

Next time I bring a gentleman caller home (which is NEVER. I’m a good Catholic girl, y’all), I know JUST what to feed him for breakfast the morning after so that he’ll remember my name. Golden Grahams! Because then we’ll … Continue reading →

WHAT IS GOING ON? Every time I turn on my tv lately, there is a new actor I don’t recognize. “He’s cute,” I say to myself, because I watch TV alone on my couch. “Let me look him up on … Continue reading →