Monthly Archives: April 2014

Prince George is Giving Violet Affleck a Run For Her Money in the Cute Kid Department

Goo goo ga ga! Bloopy bloop bah gah! Koo ka laka mooga! What’s this, you ask? Did Liz lose her capacity for beautiful language? Did she have a stroke? Nope, I have learned a new language. The language of babies. … Continue reading

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True sTori: Blagh!

I am going to come out and say it. Tori Spelling is the WORST. Yes I know those are fighting words especially when we live in a world with this: And this: And, yes, this: Tori, as you should know, … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart’s Grandkids Like Caviar Because of Course They Do

You know, I like Martha Stewart. She’s a great mix of high/low after my own heart. The highs include being a bazillionaire, hanging out with great influential minds, and building her own company. The lows include going to prison. I … Continue reading

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