Monthly Archives: May 2012

Life is full of tough decisions, but I dare you to think of one harder than this . . . if you were stranded on a desert island with an Ipad that could play just one Phil Collins video on … Continue reading →

Okay, I know I shouldn’t care since I don’t even watch the show (though I do DVR it!) but I admit I was just a WEE bit creeped out when I found out that Ace Young proposed to fellow American … Continue reading →

The 1980s were great for many reasons, including fashion plates, Colorforms, and of course Trapper Keepers. The 1980s were also great for their attention to serious issues. Especially the tv shows that featured Very Special Episodes. There were so many … Continue reading →

Okay, I have been so busy sleuthing it up for you because as we know nothing is confidential in The DVR Files. So this is going to be a quickie, just like sex on prom night (not that I would … Continue reading →

Warning: This is a REALLY insensitive post. Sue me. Actually, please don’t because I have nothing to give you but a solar powered calculator and a leftover bag of candy penises from my 30th birthday. At any rate–by now we … Continue reading →

Not to brag or anything, but I consider myself an excellent Googler. When I combine my insatiable knowledge of useless information with the mighty search engine, ANYTHING can happen. Except, of course, when it doesn’t. You, see today I really … Continue reading →

Even though I am really young and beautiful, I am an old soul at heart. While I like hip shows such as Game of Thrones, Veep, The Killing, and Two and a Half Men (just want to see if you are paying attention!), I … Continue reading →

It’s a question for the ages. Whenever a new ensemble comedy premieres with a cast of four, it is inevitable that you will ask who is Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and slutbag (and my idol!) Blanche Devereaux. I started playing this … Continue reading →

Hello all- Yesterday morning I made my television debut (of sorts) on Good Morning America where they were trying to set the Guinness record for the most makeovers in a 24 hour period. Now, as you know I am REALLY … Continue reading →

Confession: people in my family LOVE true crime shows. And by people in my family I mean my brother Andrew. He watches them all: Snapped, Dateline, The First 48, I Survived . . . you name it, his sick mind enjoys it. … Continue reading →