Monthly Archives: August 2012

And the Winner is . . . Outstanding Guest Actress In a Comedy Series!

I know it’s late afternoon on the Friday of Labor Day weekend and you’re all, where is Liz’s Emmy prediction??? I need it now!!! Patience is a virtue, my friends. Granted, an overrated one much like virginity, but a virtue … Continue reading

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Yup, LeAnn Rimes is a bigger fame whore than Kim Kardashian!

Wow, I am a real soothsayer. Just two days ago I asked the question “Could LeAnn Rimes push Kim Kardashian off the Throne as the World’s Biggest Fame Whore?” And today my question was answered. Yup, LeAnn Rimes has succeeded Kim’s … Continue reading

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Geeks Need Toys Too!

Hello kidz. Yesterday I spoke of the need to bring back Square One to television to introduce a generation of young children to the mad detective skills of Kate Monday and George Frankly on Mathnet. After all, geeks need quality programming … Continue reading

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And the Winner is . . . Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Jesus F–ing Christ. Why do we even bother calling this Emmy Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series when it should just be called Outstanding Supporting Actor in Modern Family? Honestly, I’m not going to do a big introduction. Let’s … Continue reading

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Does ANYONE Remember FTV Besides ME???

God, sometimes life is SO UNFAIR. Like, I have a dollar and want a Coke Zero but the vending machine only has Diet Pepsi. Or I have a dollar and want Peanut M&M’s but the vending machine only has plain … Continue reading

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Geeks Need TV too!

These days all the cool kids are remaking tv shows from the past. We’ve already got Dallas, 90210 and Degrassi. Why not remake something for the geeks? That’s right, I’m talking about Square One. Eat THAT, Mathman! I was introduced to … Continue reading

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And the Winner Is . . . Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Hey all! Remember back in the day when I had integrity and wrote about really important things that matter? Nope? Me neither! That said, I did promise you AGES ago that I was going to make my Emmy predictions. And … Continue reading

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Stop the Presses! Winners of Survivor from a Bazillion Years Ago Adopted a DOG!!!

The Lance Armstrong of reality tv Ethan Zohn and his longtime girlfriend Jenna Morasca, both winners of Survivor in 2002 and 2003, respectively, have adopted a dog together. Did you hear me? THEY ADOPTED A DOG TOGETHER. And if you … Continue reading

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Will I Understand Boardwalk Empire This Season? Probably Not!

Confession: I am a HUGE fan of HBO shows by default. What can I say, it’s the elitist in me. Sure, I watch PLENTY of low brow shows like Virgin Diaries, Hoarders, and Masterpiece Theater (Upstairs, Downstairs was SO trashy), but … Continue reading

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Could LeAnn Rimes push Kim Kardashian off the Throne as the World’s Biggest Fame Whore?

It’s a lonely place at the top of the Fame Whore Ladder because you know a bitch is always going to want to push you off. We’ve seen it happen with Jill Zarin, Paris Hilton, and now Kim Kardashian’s position … Continue reading

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