Monthly Archives: October 2013

Set Your DVRs for December 12!

Because the time is right and Bob Barker will return to the BEST TV SHOW EVER for all dogs, cats, and conscientious shoppers. Oh hells yes, Mr. Barker will appear on The Price is Right on December 12 to celebrate … Continue reading

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Robin Thicke Doth Protest Too Much

I try to be humble in my day to day life but I must admit I’m a bit of a scholar when it comes to pop culture. What can I say? I’m a genius. So it’s only natural that I’m … Continue reading

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Orlando Bloom is Kissing a Cosby Kid!

All right, I am SLIGHTLY exaggerating with my headline but hello, wouldn’t it be amazing if Orlando Bloom was swapping spit with a grown-up Rudy? Before anyone sues me for libel (hahahaha good luck with that. The only thing of … Continue reading

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This Does Not Blow Me Away

This is really WEIRD. I thought the show was called Good Morning America, not Good Morning Ridiculous People Who Live in Manhattan and Spend Too Much Money on Sh– That No One Else in the Country (or Outer Boroughs of NYC) Can … Continue reading

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Murder, She Wrote May Be Written Again!

Oh snap! Someone fan me and then lay me down on my bed (knobs and broomsticks) because Murder, She Wrote is getting its next chapter! Oscar winner Octavia Spencer is set to star in the reboot, which will air on NBC. … Continue reading

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Clint Eastwood is Back on the Market!

Thank you Dina Eastwood. You just went ahead and made my day! On Monday, Dina filed for divorce from her husband of seventeen years, some old fogey named Clint who used to look like this. Clint, 83, passed on his … Continue reading

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Let’s Hope These Two Never Get Together!

In case you were wondering, YES. I have booked my ticket straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks because that’s where I’ll be going when God (or Lucifer?) decides my time is up on this Earth. This time I’m going to the … Continue reading

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This is Going To Last!

Kim Kardashian loves many things in life. For example . . . Herself! Herself in a bathing suit! Herself in shoes! Herself in her engagement ring from 2011! And now we have one more thing that she loves . . … Continue reading

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Boy Meets Wife!

Confesh: I never watched Boy Meets World. That said, I do know about the myth of Topanga. So that’s why many men ages 28-33 will be SUPER sad to know that Danielle Fishel, the actress who portrayed To, is off the … Continue reading

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Queer Eye Turns 10!

There are a few truths we hold to be self-evident. For example . . . . . . To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction. . . . The original Becky on Roseanne was better. . . … Continue reading

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