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Monthly Archives: October 2012
What Are You Doing This Halloween? Being Afraid of the Dark? I HOPE SO!
Hey all! It’s nighttime on Halloween! I hope you are having a SPOOKtacular time! I know I am . . . after all, I’m spending it with the Midnight Society. For all you American and Canadian kids who never babysat … Continue reading
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Wear a Costume if You Want Candy from Me!
So today is Halloween. Yippie skippie! Because I am so passionate about this pagan holiday, I bought four bags of candy to give out to trick or treaters, and only the good sh–, because I don’t want anyone egging my … Continue reading
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NeNe Leakes is a Budget Shopper, and the Pope is Catholic. Next!
Well color me SHOCKED. Real Ho’Wife of Atlanta and actual successful actress–she’s currently starring on The New Normal–NeNe Leakes was spotted shopping at Target in West Hollywood. This is too much. And are we surprised? She got mad at her … Continue reading
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So THAT’S Why (I Don’t Feel Like) A Natural Woman!
I don’t wear Chic Jeans! I don’t even know where I can buy them anymore! Maybe I’ll just go out and buy a pair of Bugle Boys instead?
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Rose Petal is NOT just a Part of a Flower, Google Image Search!
Since tomorrow is Halloween, I wanted to research my all time favorite costume. Nope, I’m talking about Rose Petal, who I dressed up as a six-year-old in 1985. Rose Petal was pretty cool. She lived in a pail with her … Continue reading
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Sorry Kelly Taylor, You Will Never Have a Baby With Steve Sanders
Well, THIS is a bummer for old school Beverly Hills, 90210 fans. Kelly Taylor and Steve Sanders have like zero chance of ever getting together, because Ian Ziering–the actor who played Steve–is expecting a second child with his wife Erin. I GUESS … Continue reading
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I Too Like to Show Respect for My Aunt by Dressing Up as a Prostitute!
Oh this is rich. Emma Roberts, Nancy Drew and the 21-year-old actress niece of Julia Roberts, paid homage to her aunt’s classic role as a hooker by dressing up for Halloween as Vivian Ward from Pretty Woman with her boyfriend Tate from American … Continue reading
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A Sentence I Never Thought I’d Write: Pauly D and Vinny Have Great Taste!
Oh my God Pauly D and Vinny left the Jersey Shore to come to New York City this week! Normally–this would be the kind of thing where not a single f— was given . . . BUT this time I have to … Continue reading
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If Patti Stanger Says Your Marriage Will Work, Then It Will!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel must be wiping their brows while uttering “Phew!” because Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger just endorsed their marriage! Patti, who used to sport bangs that doubled as a helmet, is the ultimate expert on love and looks. … Continue reading
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Originally posted on The DVR Files:
I absolutely HAVE to interrupt my Emmy predictions to bring you this breaking news: Lena Headey–the actress who plays Queen Bitch Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones–has filed for divorce from her husband of a…
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