Monthly Archives: August 2013

John Mayer Can’t Sing His Old Hits. Yahoo!

Posted on August 29, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Every once in a while you get a gift from God that is SO GREAT that you swear you’ll go to church every Sunday and start donating money to the blind and volunteering at a soup kitchen because you are … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

Posted on August 29, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Your favorite soothsayer is back! Today I will predict who will win the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series. I’ve obviously shown my bias. Oops! At any rate, here are the nominees: Bryan Cranston as Walter White, … Continue reading →

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Cake Boss is Not the Only Reason to go to Hoboken

Posted on August 29, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Disclaimer: I am NOT one of those New York City people to be all anti-Jersey. Please. I live in Queens. Who am I to talk? My sister lived there for five years so I spent a lot of time in … Continue reading →

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Prison Guard is the New Sexy

Posted on August 28, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Damn you Orange is the New Black! You introduced yet another sexual fantasy to my repertoire that I will probably never fulfill. Prison guard/prisoner. I’m only five episodes into the hit Netflix series Orange is the New Black, but the sexual … Continue reading →

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Adorable Child Actors Who Are Still Adorable

Posted on August 28, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Everyone’s all up in arms about that twerk Miley Cyrus, STILL. They’re all, she was Hannah Montana! My kids loved her! What a bad example she’s setting! You know what I have to say to that? Boo f—ing hoo. Miley’s … Continue reading →

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Where It All Began

Posted on August 27, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Everyone is all Miley, Miley, Miley! But look what home girl came from. Can you blame her for shaving off her hair? She was probably afraid it would grow into a mullet. People seem to forget that you spawned from … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Posted on August 27, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey-o. The Emmys are less than a month away–September 22. The nominations were announced a few weeks ago, I made a couple of predictions, then I got LAZY. Oops! But fear not, my loyal army of DVR Files devotees. Nothing … Continue reading →

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Yo! Happy Birthday Aaron Paul!

Posted on August 27, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Today is August 27, 2013 and you know what that means! Jesse Pinkman Aaron Paul turns 34! As we Breaking Bad fans know, Jesse has had a tough couple of years. His drug-addicted girlfriend died, her father caused a major plane … Continue reading →

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The Disney Channel Hall of Fame

Posted on August 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

The Disney Channel must be like a strict all-girls Catholic high school, because all of their alumni cannot wait to slut it up once they leave! The latest graduate to reveal her sexy side is, you guessed it, Miley Cyrus. … Continue reading →

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Bradley Cooper is James Woods Junior

Posted on August 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

When asked if he’d ever date his then 22-year-old Silver Linings Playbook costar Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes in January, Bradley Cooper, 38, responded, “If it didn’t happen by now, it’s not gonna happen. I could literally be her father.” … Continue reading →

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