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John Legend: EEGOT?
GUYZ. The Emmys are less than a week away and I have been silent. All that changes NOW. Aren’t you lucky! I’m a bit behind on my TV watching this year – that’s what happens when you have a DVR … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 8!
Bad news. Cary Grant was not Catholic so he can’t be a hot Catholic of Lent. But let’s look at him anyway! I’d commit all kinds of sins if it meant spending one night with him! The awful truth is … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 7!
As a kid, I had dreams. In sixth grade I predicted I’d write a novel by the time I graduated from high school. That didn’t happen, but I did write this for my school paper: Now I’m writing an AMAZING … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 6!
I’m embarrassed. I’ve been writing about hot Catholics for two years and somehow the hottest one of all has escaped my attention. The devil is gonna get me, that is if the rhythm doesn’t get me first! That’s right, folks, … Continue reading
Who Wore It Better?
Last night was the Oscars and I stayed up and watched the whole goddamn thing which is a real sacrifice when you live on the East Coast. I only drank diet root beer so at least I’m not hungover today. … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5!
We all know how wonderful and kind Hollywood is to women over 30. We are considered SO fragile that they trot out women in their 20s to portray us, because why should we be acting when our delicate asses need … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 4!
So I know Lent has been going on since Valentine’s Day so today is technically Day 19 of Lent (or maybe NOT) but Lent operates at a slow pace in my world. I gave up Candy Crush AND Two Dots … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 3!
One of the most beautiful things about being an adult is you can do whatever you want. Cheetos for breakfast? Sure. Cheetos for lunch? Duh. Cheetos for dinner? Eh, maybe. Another bonus is we can see Rated R movies whenever … Continue reading
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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 2!
One of my strong points is I’m really up on current events. I can name four of Elizabeth Taylor’s sevens husbands without googling, I know the top grossing film of 1993, and June 25, 2009 is the day we lost … Continue reading
Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 1!
Hola amigos. It’s been a few months since I’ve written. No, I have not hibernated. Yes, I am still watching TV. I’ve also been playing a LOT of Candy Crush, and that sugar rush has kept me away from a … Continue reading
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