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Monthly Archives: February 2013
I Come From a Small Town
Here is the truth. I grew up in a small New England town. Small is relative, of course. There is something like 30,000 people who live in North Andover, MA, the place I call home. When I lived there, I … Continue reading
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It Is Really Not Fair That I Have No Musical Talent
I know it’s been over a week since the Grammys, but I STILL can’t get the all star tribute to Levon Helm out of my mind! I DVR’ed the Grammys and watched this performance about 400 times. During each viewing, … Continue reading
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Guess Which Show I Will Continue Not to Watch? Entertainment Tonight!
Thank you soooo much Entertainment Tonight for assuring me that you will NEVER take up space on my DVR. You see, on Monday it was announced that Michael Jackson’s 16-year-old son Prince Michael will be a guest correspondent for the super … Continue reading
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Me Too, Foreigner, Me Too.
In case you didn’t know, I am SINGLE. I have mentioned it to everybody about 82 times today. And since today is Valentine’s Day, I will keep on going. SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE. Truth be told–I’m totally fine with it. I … Continue reading
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Alec Baldwin and Wife Are Expecting a Child (And Hopefully not a Thoughtless Little Piglet)
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, or as I like to call it, Happy VD Day! Because if you’re single and alone as I am, you have very little chance of catching a sexually transmitted disease. Woohoo! As I eagerly await for … Continue reading
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Meadow Soprano is Pregnant. What Will Tony Do?
Oh my God guys. Meadow Soprano is pregnant. With her fiance’s baby. Out of wedlock. Will there be a shotgun wedding to appease the very moral father of the future bride, Tony Soprano? In truth, of course, Meadow is just … Continue reading
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Please Help Me Solve This Mysterious Mystery: Why in the WORLD Would Sports Illustrated Put Kate Upton on Their Cover Again?
People Mag addresses the most important question of the day when they explain WHY Sports Illustrated would POSSIBLY put Kate Upton on the cover for the second year in a row. Hmmmm, I wonder why! Could it be, dare I … Continue reading
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I Miss Hugh Downs
So today I was thinking about some of my favorite shows from childhood. Yes to the obvious, like The Golden Girls, Full House (I was young), and Mr. Belvedere, but I also adored the sh– out of newsmagazines like West 57th, Saturday Night … Continue reading
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People Will Still Pay to See the New Kids on the Block, Proving They Do Have the Right Stuff
I grew up in the suburbs of Boston, as if you didn’t know that because I only mention it 58 times a week. At any rate, there was this boy band that hailed from nearby that everyone just ADORED. The … Continue reading
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Milli Vanilli Put A Black Cloud Over My Head for Anything Grammy Related. Until Now.
The Grammys were on last night. I DVR’ed them and watched it piecemeal, so my tweets were about two hours behind everyone’s. How retro! I only started watching the Grammys again last year after a 22 year hiatus. Why, you … Continue reading
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