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Monthly Archives: January 2014
Where the F— are My Girl Scout Cookies?
Okay, I know it’s not really TV-related PER SE, but I am about to announce a state of emergency so I figured it was worthy of a blog spot. Where the F— are my Girl Scout Cookies? One of the … Continue reading
Why Are We Talking About the Grammys when THIS Happened???
Many evenings I go to bed with the goal of sleeping through the night but then I wake up in a moment of panic and scream out loud, “Why, God? Why have there been almost no Bachelor/Bachelorette weddings in the 18 million … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Daft Punk, Grammys, Love, Marriage, Pharrell, Stevie Wonder, The Bachelor
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I’m a Broad in a City . . . Broad City!
So tonight a really cool thing is happening. A bunch of my good friends who kick ass and take names are on a TV show that is premiering at 10:30p on Comedy Central called Broad City! Created by and starring those … Continue reading
Posted in Great Television
Tagged Broad City, Comedy Central, Ilana Glazer, Lucia Aniello, Paul Downs
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Just Call Me Dowager Countess Liz
Long weekends are the BEST. Besides sleeping, eating, and drinking to excess, I get to watch SO MANY of my shows. It’s such a sense of accomplishment reducing my DVR from 98% to 25%. My carbon footprint is so little! … Continue reading
Beyonce Is Not Only Queen of the Universe, She Is Also Queen of the Feminists!
Watch your back Gloria Steinem. A new fierce feminist is on the loose, and she’s telling us Single Ladies–and ALL ladies–that we should put a ring on it, but we should buy it ourselves with our own paychecks. Yup, that’s … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Beyonce, Gloria Steinem, Kid President
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Leo is Phil of It!
Okay, so my attempt at a pun in my headline makes zero sense. Whatever! It’s a free country. As like many of you who watched The Golden Globes last night, I too noticed Growing Pains alum Leonardo DiCaprio butcher the name of … Continue reading
Another Day, Another Pervy Politician!
One of my favorite things about life is waking up. It’s so great! Usually it comes right after sleep, which is a terrific thing to do. Many of us do not do enough of it, because we have to stay … Continue reading
Teen Wolf Is Back Tonight, But NOT the One With Boof
I take great shame pride in the fact that I sort of know what teens like. Well, Canadian teens, at least–I am addicted to Degrassi: The Next Generation and Drake will also be Jimmy Brooks to me, the boy who got … Continue reading
I Love That Dirty Water But I Hate That Clean Snow!
I grew up in Massachusetts which is just one of the many great things about me. The others include: Having great taste in music and comedy. My membership in the Marshmallow Peeps Fan Club. Being mind-blowingly beautiful. When you live … Continue reading
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