Justin Theroux ain’t no one’s leftovers.

I bet he brings home a big package tonight!

The second coming of Jon Hamm is most known as that guy on that show on HBO that also bangs Jennifer Aniston in his free time.

I’m sorry, but they look like they have great sex. JEALOUS!

Of course, that show on HBO HAPPENS to be my most favorite program on TV right now, The Leftovers. Well, the season ended this last Sunday but whatever.

I’m not going to discuss and debate the merits of the show. It’s late and I want to go to bed. Yes, you my readers are very important to me. But so is sleep. Deal with it.

I feel kind of bad for Justin, because as far as first world problems of the rich and famous, he’s got the biggest one imaginable. Everyone thinks he got his role because of his famous Friend.

Hahaha get it???

Truth be told, Theroux is a successful actor, director, and screenwriter in his own right. I’ve been a fan of his since 2001 when I first saw him in David Lynch’s weird as sh– movie Mulholland Dr.

Still couldn’t tell you what the hell the film is about, but it was good anyway!

Theroux also starred on an episode of Sex and the City where Valerie F—ing Harper played his mother.

Oh, and this is what he looks like jogging.

Yeah, I know I already posted this pic.

So Justin, I salute you!