Monthly Archives: January 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Best Role is NOT on HBO

Some things are obvious: Cats are sneaky, Marshmallow Peeps are proof that God exists, and Jordan Knight was the hottest New Kid on the Block. Sometimes, things are so obvious that people deny they are true. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading

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I Love Katie Couric!

Today I learned that Katie Couric is my cheap ass spirit animal. Home girl loves dollar pizza too! New York City, where Katie and I both live, is known to be super duper expensive. Katie, owns a condo in Manhattan worth … Continue reading

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Larry David Leggings, and Other Things You Can Buy Me

I get good cable, I own five of the seven Harry Potter books (Sorcerer’s Stone and Order of the Phoenix are at my parents’ house in Massachusetts), and I finally learned how to use the automatic timer thingy on my Mr. Coffee … Continue reading

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Old Dads are the New Black!

OMG I have SUCH good news to share! Mel Gibson, 61, recently became a father for the ninth time when his girlfriend, Rosalind Ross, 26, gave birth to their son Lars Gerard on Friday, January 20. I would say Mazel … Continue reading

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Never Forget: Tom Brady and Tara Reid Were Once a Couple

I’ve talked about this before but as the New England Patriots head to a record seventh Super Bowl under coach Bill Belichick, it is VERY important that we remember the most monumental thing about quarterback Tom Brady. That he’s good at … Continue reading

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The Golden Girls Trump Trump

So today is sort of an annoying day in history. We have a new President who gets in more Twitter fights than LeAnn Rimes. Who allegedly appointed a noted anti-vaxxer to head up a “vaccine safety” commission. (I have an idea! … Continue reading

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Hot Pictures of Val Kilmer

Because I like to keep up with the times, I recently watched the 1985 movie Real Genius starring hottie Val Kilmer. Wow, what a babe! I thought to myself. I should see that other movie he did, Top Gun! He might be the … Continue reading

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Is Eddie Vedder Still Hot?

There are SO many important things going on in the world today that are of great concern to me. For example, should I start watching The Crown or Stranger Things? Should I read Girl on the Train or wait till it comes out on DVD? Is … Continue reading

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I Want Elizabeth Hurley’s Safety Pin Dress, and Other Sh– I Still Love from the ’90s

I consider myself a fairly fashionable person. For every one of these:   I wear one of these: I know you’re thinking that People Magazine should highlight me in their style section. Heck, Vogue should put me on the cover! Kohl’s … Continue reading

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