Monthly Archives: November 2012

Okay let’s cut to the chase. This post has zero to do with television. Oopsy daisy. But I couldn’t help but wondering if my buddy Joe still worked in a button factory!   Joe was so busy pushing buttons I … Continue reading →

You knew I was going to go there. Lindsay Lohan, the talented legging designer, Sevin Nyne spray tan founder,  and all around adequite human being, was arrested for assault this morning after punching a woman at a douchebag-filled club (I … Continue reading →

Well that was quick! Less than seven months after Jessica Simpson gave birth to her daughter Maxwell, there are rumors that home girl may be preggers again! Depending how far along she is–Baby #2 COULD be an Irish twin! And … Continue reading →

I could really eat some ice cream cake right now. Where should I go? Duh! But darn, so many cool treats to choose from. Should I go for Fudgie the Whale?   Cookiepuss?   Or maybe Hug Me the Bear? … Continue reading →

Confesh: I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars. I mean, honestly, why bother. I see bigger stars in my office building and in the neighborhood where I work. To wit, I have seen him: And her: And finally him: But Jesus … Continue reading →

GodDAMN it’s not a good week for minor celebrities from the early to mid ’90s. First we find out that Puck is going to jail for stalking (oh boy), and now we learn that Amy Locane-Bovenizer, known simply as Amy … Continue reading →

Oh Real World. I loved you so much in the early to mid ’90s. I can still name every cast member of the first season (Kevin, Julie, Heather B, Andre, Eric, Norman, and Becky who slept with one of the producers). … Continue reading →

As we know because I have not stopped talking about it, Sunday night was the most important night in television, the world premiere if Liz & Dick on Lifetime . It was an evening of great acting, fabulous quotes (slut … Continue reading →

There were MANY great moments in last night’s epic television event Liz & Dick, but there were also many lies. For example, Miss Lohan does NOT have pudgy digits, Mr. Burton! Trashy, low class digits, yes. Fat fingers, no. But alas–we … Continue reading →

Christmas is just one month away and I want presents. Lots and lots of presents! I already have a TV, a DVD player, a DVR, and an Iphone, so what more could I possibly need? Oh that’s rice, a 1980s … Continue reading →