Monthly Archives: July 2012

G’day Mate! Ian Thorpe is a Sexy Olympian!

All right, you’re probably all, Liz, I thought this was the sexiest Olympians of all time. Where are the archers? Where are the badminton players? While, sure, I do agree that Rajiv Ouseph hits the birdie WAY over the hotness … Continue reading

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This Olympian is Muy Caliente!

Confession: I have a weakness for swimmers. Those long, lean, possibly waxed bodies . . . they make me feel like a shark in the water and I want to devour them! Just call me Jaws! So it should come … Continue reading

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Who Is the Hottest Olympian Of All Time?

Okay, it’s Olympics time and while it is cool to see really amazing feats of athleticism, my favorite thing is seeing really good-looking people doing these amazing feats of athleticism, and in very little clothes! So with than in mind, … Continue reading

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I Guess He Wasn’t Brotherly Enough

I absolutely HAVE to interrupt my Emmy predictions to bring you this breaking news: Lena Headey–the actress who plays Queen Bitch Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones–has filed for divorce from her husband of a whopping five years, musician Peter Loughran. … Continue reading

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And the Winner Is . . . but first . . . can I get an Amen?

Okay folks, sorry for my absence yesterday. I know you were eagerly anticipating my selection for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, but I was just a LITTLE too distraught to write yesterday as one of my favorite lead … Continue reading

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And the Winner Is . . . Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Hey all! I’m baaaaack! And today we are going to continue my mission in predicting who will win the Emmys. Yesterday I selected Curb Your Enthusiasm for Outstanding Comedy Series. Today, the big question is who will win Outstanding Lead Actress in … Continue reading

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And the Winner Is . . . .

Hey folks. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve written. Well, 3 days. Whoops. I had a really busy week with a couple comedy shows and that thing I call work. Bummer, I know. But we have a … Continue reading

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Beware of Tate, Emma! Remember what happened to Violet???

Okay, so I don’t REALLY care what Emma Roberts does. Home girl is rich, has famous relatives, and is more than ten years younger than me. Bitch doesn’t need my advice, she’s doing just fine, thankyouverymuch. HOWEVER, my beloved bible … Continue reading

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Little Rhody Has Hit the True Crime Big Time!

I am absolutely NOT a fan of murder. It would be a terrible thing to happen to me! However, I AM a fan of people from Rhode Island, and also shows ABOUT murder. So, when you combine the two I … Continue reading

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Short Hair is Not a Curse, Anne!

Oh Jesus F—ing Christ. Anne Hathaway was super sad after she cut her hair to star as ho Fantine in Les Miserables. Yeah, yeah, I know Anne isn’t a tv star. I don’t think I’ve ever even DVR’ed anything she’s been … Continue reading

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