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Monthly Archives: January 2015
Hank is Back!
Ben Franklin was one of those guys who accomplished a LOT in life. He invented bifocals. He was a character in one of my all-time favorite books. Puff Daddy wrote a song about him. Pretty impressive stuff for a man … Continue reading
OMG Kevin Arnold Was So Cute
Now that there are all these rules against paps posting pics of Hollywood kids, I am going through major Violet Affleck withdrawal. I miss looking at pictures of super cute Hollywood kids! What am I going to do? I know! I … Continue reading
God Is Mean
If you are one of the chosen few to be my Facebook friend, you know that I’m SUPER into free speech these days. “What do you want for breakfast?” you might ask me. “Bananas and cement,” I might reply. “Uh, you … Continue reading
Nous Sommes Charlie
Today I want to show my solidarity and support for the heroes of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical magazine published in France, where twelve people were murdered yesterday, including staff and two French National police officers. Why were the twelve people executed in cold blood? Because … Continue reading
My Crushes: The Early Years
Hey kidz. I made a pledge to write every day. But I’m kind of tired. You can see how I am conflicted. So I thought of the most brilliant solution ever. I am going to highlight my very first crushes … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Bo Brady, Days of Our Lives, Kirk Cameron, Ricky Schroder, Silver Spoons
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Forget Blake. The Only Lively that Matters is Jason.
Blake Lively is in the news today because she just announced the birth of her baby with her husband, Canadian actor and all around snoozefest Ryan Reynolds. Oh wow, I am so excited. What the world needs now is another rich … Continue reading
F—, Marry, Kill: Willy Wonka Edition
I’m not sure what the word for fornicating with food is, but it’s probably delicious! So let’s play my fave fornicating game . . . F—, Marry, Kill! We’re going with my all-time favorite movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Please … Continue reading
I Never Did Find Out What It’s Like In Space
Us kids of the 1980s really dreamed out going to space. We girls dreamed about going to Space Camp with dreamy Tate Donovan. The boys dreamed about going to Space Camp with dreamy and glittery Kelly Preston. Because we recognized … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Boston Museum of Science, Double Dare, Space Camp
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Is Kate Bosworth Still a Thing?
So way back in 2002 there was this movie that some people saw called Blue Crush. There was a blonde chick in it who had two different color eyes which was supposed to impress me or something. Her name was Kate … Continue reading
If We Were to Party (or Watch TV!) Like It’s 1999, Here’s What We’d Be Doing
Ah, Life. It passes. Years go by. You get a job. You have pink daughters and blue sons which you insert in a teeny tiny plastic car. Oh wait, I meant to talk about “life” not the GAME of Life! … Continue reading
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