Monthly Archives: March 2018

The DVR Files Turns 6 Today!

Today The DVR Files turns six years old! Things that The DVR Files has outlasted: Brangelina’s marriage. The HBO show¬†Looking (and yes this PAINS me to write). Lindsay Lohan’s career post-Mean Girls. Any semblance of pride LeAnn Rimes ever had. … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 8!

Bad news. Cary Grant was not Catholic so he can’t be a hot Catholic of Lent. But let’s look at him anyway! I’d commit all kinds of sins if it meant spending one night with him! The awful truth is … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 7!

As a kid, I had dreams. In sixth grade I predicted I’d write a novel by the time I graduated from high school. That didn’t happen, but I did write this for my school paper: Now I’m writing an AMAZING … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 6!

I’m embarrassed. I’ve been writing about hot Catholics for two years and somehow the hottest one of all has escaped my attention. The devil is gonna get me, that is if the rhythm doesn’t get me first! That’s right, folks, … Continue reading

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Who Wore It Better?

Last night was the Oscars and I stayed up and watched the whole goddamn thing which is a real sacrifice when you live on the East Coast. I only drank diet root beer so at least I’m not hungover today. … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5!

We all know how wonderful and kind Hollywood is to women over 30. We are considered SO fragile that they trot out women in their 20s to portray us, because why should we be acting when our delicate asses need … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 4!

So I know Lent has been going on since Valentine’s Day so today is technically Day 19 of Lent (or maybe NOT) but Lent operates at a slow pace in my world. I gave up Candy Crush AND Two Dots … Continue reading

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