Monthly Archives: June 2012

Sookie is Cool with Knocking Boots With Eric

Well, HERE is a surprise. Anna Paquin, the actress who plays Sookie on the deathly serious Civil War drama True Blood is TOTALLY OKAY with doing sex scenes with Alexander Skarsgard. Even though Anna is married to costar and all around … Continue reading

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The Virgin Diaries is Back!

Grab a bottle of wine and loosen up that chastity belt, because everyone’s favorite freak show is back! That’s right kids, on July 18 the Virgin Diaries returns to TLC, the cable network formerly known as The Learning Channel and now home … Continue reading

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What is Your Favorite Socially Aware Song?

Oh, how I miss the 1980s. There were so many good things happening then like Halley’s Comet, Gremlins, and Sit ‘n Spin. The 1980s were also a time of great cultural awareness. We cared about things like hating Russians (I’m talking … Continue reading

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Those Olsen Kids Are Gonna Make It, I Tell You!

Hey all! Remember years ago there was this really cool show called Full House about a widow in San Francisco who raised his three daughters DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle with his brother-in-law Jesse and his bff Joey? It was SO original … Continue reading

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Jimmy Brooks Would Be Sooooo Disappointed in Drake!

A lot of you kids today are fans of rap music. Cool! You might even like the rapper Drake, the Lenny Kravitz of the hip hop world (black dad, Jewish mom, though Kravitz’s are reversed). He has hit tunes including … Continue reading

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The Weekend Report: Spray Tan Murder, Lesbian Kisses Between Girls, the Return of Lou Diamond Phillips, and a Desperate Ho’wives Reunion in Dallas!

Hey world! One of the biggest challenges of being a really important and super busy person such as myself is that I don’t have a lot of time to watch tv during the week. Hence, I DVR everything, and hence … Continue reading

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Lou Diamond Phillips is Still a Fox, People!

Poor Lou Diamond Phillips. Until today, when I heard that name all I could think was he died in a plane crash in La Bamba, won the second season of I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here!, and … Continue reading

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Jimmy Fallon Appreciates Older Women

It’s been a crazy few days in this DVRphile’s world. So crazy, in fact, that I’ve barely had time to watch ANY tv, except a rerun of Degrassi where Marco was so broke that he considered prostituting. Luckily, he got … Continue reading

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I’m not anti-Girls, I just happen to prefer calling adult females women

Okay, I have been tardy to the party in talking about Girls, that precocious show about parents paying the rent of their ne’er do well children who live in Brooklyn. It stars four young ladies whose real life parents are semi- … Continue reading

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Well There Goes My Interest in Horse Racing!

First Luck was cancelled, now this! I’ll have another beer, please, since I need to weep away my sorrows now that tomorrow night I will NOT be watching I’ll Have Another race in the Belmont Stakes, because homecolt has a swollen tendon … Continue reading

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