Monthly Archives: December 2012

Hey all– As you may have learned from reading The DVR Files, it takes a lot to keep me quiet. Nothing is off limits if it appears in the pages of People Magazine is the motto I live by. And … Continue reading →

What the f— Golden Globes? You didn’t nominate Quvenzhane Wallis as Best Actress, Drama for her flat out AMAAAAAZING performance as Hushpuppy in the best movie I saw all year (out of three, granted), Beasts of the Southern Wild? What the … Continue reading →

So, I’ve been talking a LOT about Christmas lately. I’ve been all, let’s talk about my favorite Christmas movie, my favorite Christmas special, what 1980s board games I want for Christmas. Blah Blah Blah. I sound so festive! Well I’ll … Continue reading →

It’s 12 days till Christmas! Yippie skippie! And don’t worry, I won’t sing that motherf—ing song because it is so lame and long, much like a 7-foot cripple’s leg would be. This means that it is 11 days and change … Continue reading →

Hey all! I am sure you slept very well last night. Me too! I found the cure for insomnia! Just watch the 121212: The Concert for Sandy Relief and you won’t have to count sheep, you will just have to … Continue reading →

YOU DECIDE.

Okay, let’s talk. Lindsay Lohan is in the news a LOT. She does all sorts of crazy things like stealing necklaces, hitting people with cars, and punching psychics at da club. The word “arrested” comes up 6 times in her … Continue reading →

This ain’t right. Rose Byrne took my man, Bobby Cannavale. Even then Bobby has most recently played a crazy psychopath killer named Gyp Rosetti on Boardwalk Empire, I still think he’d be a really cool boyfriend. So thanks for nothing Rose! Needless to say … Continue reading →

Oh hello, I am in a state of arrested development. Can we go to Tennessee? Truth be told, I want to go back EARLIER than 1992 when 3 Years, 5 Months & Days in the Life Of . . . … Continue reading →

Hey kidz– So Christmas is around the corner and I want presents! How about the game Noteability? I BEGGED for this game Xmas 1990. There was a mini piano with numbers assigned to each key. You’d pull a card with … Continue reading →