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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 9!

Yes, today is actually Day 12 of Lent. Yes, that means I have slacked off. No, I did not go to confession. Laziness isn’t one of the seven deadly sins! Neither is knowing all of the names of the Kardashian … Continue reading

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Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5!

Today is the first Sunday of Lent and I skipped Mass. Oops! But in case anyone doubts my dedication to the cause, what I won’t skip is announcing the Hot Catholic of Lent: Day 5! And I think this is … Continue reading

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Give me a Boku NOW!

Today is Monday, which means if I were a kid I would be going to school. “Mom!” I’d holler as I was about to leave the house to catch the bus. “What did you pack me for lunch today?” Mom … Continue reading

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Wait??? Now we have to look HOT at 63?

Oh, what a victory for feminism! Christie Brinkley, 63, posed in the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, alongside her daughters Alexa Ray, 31, and Sailor, 18, proving a woman is still valuable in her AARP years as long as she looks hot … Continue reading

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I Love Katie Couric!

Today I learned that Katie Couric is my cheap ass spirit animal. Home girl loves dollar pizza too! New York City, where Katie and I both live, is known to be super duper expensive. Katie, owns a condo in Manhattan worth … Continue reading

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Larry David Leggings, and Other Things You Can Buy Me

I get good cable, I own five of the seven Harry Potter books (Sorcerer’s Stone and Order of the Phoenix are at my parents’ house in Massachusetts), and I finally learned how to use the automatic timer thingy on my Mr. Coffee … Continue reading

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Old Dads are the New Black!

OMG I have SUCH good news to share! Mel Gibson, 61, recently became a father for the ninth time when his girlfriend, Rosalind Ross, 26, gave birth to their son Lars Gerard on Friday, January 20. I would say Mazel … Continue reading

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The Golden Girls Trump Trump

So today is sort of an annoying day in history. We have a new President who gets in more Twitter fights than LeAnn Rimes. Who allegedly appointed a noted anti-vaxxer to head up a “vaccine safety” commission. (I have an idea! … Continue reading

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Hot Pictures of Val Kilmer

Because I like to keep up with the times, I recently watched the 1985 movie Real Genius starring hottie Val Kilmer. Wow, what a babe! I thought to myself. I should see that other movie he did, Top Gun! He might be the … Continue reading

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I Want Elizabeth Hurley’s Safety Pin Dress, and Other Sh– I Still Love from the ’90s

I consider myself a fairly fashionable person. For every one of these:   I wear one of these: I know you’re thinking that People Magazine should highlight me in their style section. Heck, Vogue should put me on the cover! Kohl’s … Continue reading

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