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That One Direction Guy is Going to Have One Kid
One time I was a pre-teen. It lasted a couple of years, from age 11-12. It was a good time in some ways. I discovered Beverly Hills, 90210. My mom let me see Backdraft in the theater even though it was … Continue reading
Coming Out Of Semi-Retirement: The DVR Files is BACK!
OMG, it’s been almost 3 months since I’ve last written for the most important blog of all time. Don’t be snarky and be all, what, you’re finally writing for Fart Blog again? Because while I agree that is a VERY … Continue reading
Which Boston Celeb is the Most Wicked Hottest?
Today is a wicked big day in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It’s the Boston Marathon! Marathon Monday is the kind of wicked awesome day where you wake up, grab your coffee from Dunkies, stop at the packie for a six-pack … Continue reading
Cry(er) Me a River!
I’m a snob about some things. I eat goat cheese. I have Grey Poupon in my fridge. I’ve read a Canterbury Tale or two. I’m a real plebe about other things. I eat Progresso soup out of a can. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Duckie, James Spader, Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink, The Blacklist, Two and a Half Men
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Happy 3rd Birthday to Me! I’m “Looking” for a Present from HBO!
OMG guys guess what??? Today The DVR Files turns 3 years old! F— yeah! Who would have thought that when I wrote my first post on March 13, 2012 that I’d still be here on March 13, 2015? Certainly not … Continue reading
Where the F— is Skeet Ulrich?
Originally this post was going to be about Ethan Hawke and other great things from the ’90s that I wish they’d bring back like Hypercolor shirts, the Spin Doctors, and Z Cavaricci pants. While conducting my extensive research on the … Continue reading
Here is One Cookie I Can Have
Yesterday I made a big deal about giving up sweets for Lent and how sad I would be not to have any cookies for 40 days. And while it’s true that I’m very sad I have to go without Magic … Continue reading
Give me a Cookie NOW!
Yesterday was Ash Wednesday, which marked the first day of Lent. I’m Catholic so I know this has something to do with Jesus rising from the dead some 40+ days later on Easter. It’s, like, totally important to our faith. … Continue reading
Hank is Back!
Ben Franklin was one of those guys who accomplished a LOT in life. He invented bifocals. He was a character in one of my all-time favorite books. Puff Daddy wrote a song about him. Pretty impressive stuff for a man … Continue reading
OMG Kevin Arnold Was So Cute
Now that there are all these rules against paps posting pics of Hollywood kids, I am going through major Violet Affleck withdrawal. I miss looking at pictures of super cute Hollywood kids! What am I going to do? I know! I … Continue reading
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