Category Archives: Reality For Real

Which Boston Celeb is the Most Wicked Hottest?

Today is a wicked big day in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It’s the Boston Marathon! Marathon Monday is the kind of wicked awesome day where you wake up, grab your coffee from Dunkies, stop at the packie for a six-pack … Continue reading

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Dylan Throws Shade at Donna Martin

I can’t believe I missed this. Last week on my Bible/muse people.com, Mr. Luke Perry, the man I was supposed to marry 20 years ago, declared that reality TV was trash. Mr. McKay, who has grown up to be an … Continue reading

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Which Barbie Fashion Should I Wear to My Sister’s Wedding?

My sister Katie is getting married this summer, and I am the maid of honor. I have dreamed about this day my ENTIRE LIFE–it’s all about me! Who cares about the bride? She already snagged a man! To that wit, … Continue reading

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt is All Grown Up!

I feel old sometimes because people around me do grown up things that you do when you’re an adult. For example, some of my friends have gotten married. Some have bought houses. Some have even gotten divorced. HOWEVER, nothing makes … Continue reading

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Ryan Lochte is the New Nancy Kerrigan

Jeah! This ain’t right. No, America’s classiest swimmer DID not all of a sudden convert to being a graceful silver and bronze-medal Olympic figure skater. But his knee was hurt by a VERY zealous person. Fun loving criminals Shane Shant … Continue reading

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I am Faster Than Pamela Anderson

I’m not trying to brag, but I am faster than Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson ran the New York City Marathon yesterday, finishing in a time of 5:41:03. That’s 5 hours, 41 minutes, and 3 seconds for all those people who … Continue reading

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Set Your DVRs for December 12!

Because the time is right and Bob Barker will return to the BEST TV SHOW EVER for all dogs, cats, and conscientious shoppers. Oh hells yes, Mr. Barker will appear on The Price is Right on December 12 to celebrate … Continue reading

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Everyone from Laguna Beach is Married

Sad news for people who really married wanted to marry someone from the MTV reality show¬†Laguna Beach. They’re all off the market! First Kristen Cavallari married quarterback Jay Cutler earlier this year after popping out son Camden. Then yesterday Jason … Continue reading

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The Overcrowded Jenner House

Bruce, I’m on your side. I really am.¬†But Jesus F—ing Christ. STOP. And believe it or not, I’m not even talking about the plastic surgery! Nope, I’m talking about what my Bible-aka People Mag-claims was the decathlete’s “breaking point” in … Continue reading

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