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Category Archives: Reality For Real
Which Boston Celeb is the Most Wicked Hottest?
Today is a wicked big day in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It’s the Boston Marathon! Marathon Monday is the kind of wicked awesome day where you wake up, grab your coffee from Dunkies, stop at the packie for a six-pack … Continue reading
Dylan Throws Shade at Donna Martin
I can’t believe I missed this. Last week on my Bible/muse people.com, Mr. Luke Perry, the man I was supposed to marry 20 years ago, declared that reality TV was trash. Mr. McKay, who has grown up to be an … Continue reading
Posted in Reality For Real
Tagged Beverly Hills 90210, Donna Martin, Dylan McKay, Luke Perry, Reality TV, RuPaul's Drag Race, Tori Spelling
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt is All Grown Up!
I feel old sometimes because people around me do grown up things that you do when you’re an adult. For example, some of my friends have gotten married. Some have bought houses. Some have even gotten divorced. HOWEVER, nothing makes … Continue reading
Ryan Lochte is the New Nancy Kerrigan
Jeah! This ain’t right. No, America’s classiest swimmer DID not all of a sudden convert to being a graceful silver and bronze-medal Olympic figure skater. But his knee was hurt by a VERY zealous person. Fun loving criminals Shane Shant … Continue reading
I am Faster Than Pamela Anderson
I’m not trying to brag, but I am faster than Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson ran the New York City Marathon yesterday, finishing in a time of 5:41:03. That’s 5 hours, 41 minutes, and 3 seconds for all those people who … Continue reading
Everyone from Laguna Beach is Married
Sad news for people who really married wanted to marry someone from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach. They’re all off the market! First Kristen Cavallari married quarterback Jay Cutler earlier this year after popping out son Camden. Then yesterday Jason … Continue reading
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Tagged Jason Wahler, Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari, Laguna Beach, Lauren Conrad, MTV
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The Overcrowded Jenner House
Bruce, I’m on your side. I really am. But Jesus F—ing Christ. STOP. And believe it or not, I’m not even talking about the plastic surgery! Nope, I’m talking about what my Bible-aka People Mag-claims was the decathlete’s “breaking point” in … Continue reading
This Will Make a Great Dateline
There are times when I wake up in the morning and go to myself, Liz, you’re gorgeous! I do this because I wake up alone, in an apartment with no cats (thank GOD), no Lean Cuisines in the freezer, but … Continue reading