Category Archives: Love Hurts

That One Direction Guy is Going to Have One Kid

One time I was a pre-teen. It lasted a couple of years, from age 11-12. It was a good time in some ways. I discovered Beverly Hills, 90210. My mom let me see Backdraft in the theater even though it was … Continue reading

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Women Who Should Not Cast Stones: The Atlanta Howives

Confesh: In addition to being beautiful, charming, and great at parties, I love trash TV on occasion. Yes, I’m down with Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, blah blah blah (that’s what you write when you have to hurry to get to work. … Continue reading

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Another Day, Another Pervy Politician!

One of my favorite things about life is waking up. It’s so great! Usually it comes right after sleep, which is a terrific thing to do. Many of us do not do enough of it, because we have to stay … Continue reading

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Where is the Love?

You might have noticed I’ve been silent the past few days. Why? Has the cat gotten my tongue? No, I don’t like cats so they would never be near my tongue. Duh. No, it’s just that I’ve been broken-hearted. One … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods Certainly Has a Type

Do you ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself, “I should not know this.” For example . . . I should not know that Kanye wants to GET HOME NOW. I should not know that Jon Hamm … Continue reading

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Love is Over

I know I’ve been kind of quiet the past few days. It should be a time of happiness for me, what with the Red Sox winning the World Series and Murder, She Wrote returning to my TV, though sans Angela Lansbury. Instead, … Continue reading

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Orlando Bloom is Kissing a Cosby Kid!

All right, I am SLIGHTLY exaggerating with my headline but hello, wouldn’t it be amazing if Orlando Bloom was swapping spit with a grown-up Rudy? Before anyone sues me for libel (hahahaha good luck with that. The only thing of … Continue reading

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Clint Eastwood is Back on the Market!

Thank you Dina Eastwood. You just went ahead and made my day! On Monday, Dina filed for divorce from her husband of seventeen years, some old fogey named Clint who used to look like this. Clint, 83, passed on his … Continue reading

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G’bye Mate!

Uh oh! There will be no more shrimp on the barbie for Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski! That’s right, folks. Crocodile Dundee and wife Linda are splitting after 23 years of marriage. Better crack open a Foster’s because that’s the … Continue reading

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Bruce Jenner is Free At Last, Free At Last!

Bruce Jenner is the latest man to escape from the klutches of the Kardashian Klan. Following in the footsteps of the great men before him, including the late attorney to the infamous Robert Kardashian, Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas, Nick … Continue reading

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