Which Boston Celeb is the Most Wicked Hottest?

Today is a wicked big day in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It’s the Boston Marathon!

Duh. Wait, I changed my mind. Don't keep calm.

I changed my mind. Don’t keep calm.

Marathon Monday is the kind of wicked awesome day where you wake up, grab your coffee from Dunkies, stop at the packie for a six-pack of Sam Adams which you plan on brown-bagging, then head to the city so you can watch the race. It’s wicked fun.

I’m stuck in New York City so I won’t be watching the marathon. I’d take the Fung Wah bus back to town but it got shut down because apparently it is wicked dangerous. Oh well!

Looks like a bus, operates like a space shuttle.

Looks like a bus, operates like a space shuttle.

Got me thinking . . . if I WERE to run the Boston Marathon, which Boston hottie would I want to meet me at the finish line?

Would it be . . . .

Marky Mark?

I'll get between you and your Calvins.

I’ll get between you and your Calvins and feel the good vibrations.

His brother Donnie?

He's got the right stuff.

He’s got the right stuff.

Sam Malone?

He'd buy me a drink at Cheers.

He’d buy me a drink at Cheers.

Will Hunting?

He could calculate my marathon splits wicked fast.

He could calculate my marathon splits wicked fast.

Larry Bird?

He's probably in French Lick, Indiana.

He’s probably in French Lick, Indiana.

It’s a wicked tough decision! All I know is I would want to jump in the Charles River afterwards because I love that dirty water! Yeah I said it.

 

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