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Category Archives: Trip Down Memory Lane
Never Forget Emme
After five straight days of writing about nothing but Catholics, you all probably think I’m ready to join a convent. Sister Liz does have a nice ring to it. However, I’m not ready to abandon my secular life quite yet. … Continue reading
The Only Ocean that Matters is Billy
I’m a fan of geography. I can name the seven continents, I can point to Brazil on a map, and I can tell you the six oceans on planet Earth: The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian, the Arctic, the Southern, and Billy. For … Continue reading
It’s Snowing. Don’t Do This Today.
Snow as a kid was fun. You could have snow ball fights! You could go sledding! If eating snow was your thing, the whole outside world became your very own personal Snoopy Sno-cone Machine, minus the red shit flavoring. Snow was the … Continue reading
Pure Luxury in a Mint: The After Eight Story
The great songwriter Countess Luann de Lesseps once proclaimed “Money can’t buy you class.” But what she failed to mention is that money CAN you buy you After Eight Mint Chocolate Thins which is practically the same thing because they are … Continue reading
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Best Role is NOT on HBO
Some things are obvious: Cats are sneaky, Marshmallow Peeps are proof that God exists, and Jordan Knight was the hottest New Kid on the Block. Sometimes, things are so obvious that people deny they are true. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading
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Tagged Flight of the Navigator, HBO, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City
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Never Forget: Tom Brady and Tara Reid Were Once a Couple
I’ve talked about this before but as the New England Patriots head to a record seventh Super Bowl under coach Bill Belichick, it is VERY important that we remember the most monumental thing about quarterback Tom Brady. That he’s good at … Continue reading
Is Eddie Vedder Still Hot?
There are SO many important things going on in the world today that are of great concern to me. For example, should I start watching The Crown or Stranger Things? Should I read Girl on the Train or wait till it comes out on DVD? Is … Continue reading
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Tagged Eddie Vedder, Farewell Address, Obama, Pearl Jam
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Which Boston Celeb is the Most Wicked Hottest?
Today is a wicked big day in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It’s the Boston Marathon! Marathon Monday is the kind of wicked awesome day where you wake up, grab your coffee from Dunkies, stop at the packie for a six-pack … Continue reading
Cry(er) Me a River!
I’m a snob about some things. I eat goat cheese. I have Grey Poupon in my fridge. I’ve read a Canterbury Tale or two. I’m a real plebe about other things. I eat Progresso soup out of a can. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Duckie, James Spader, Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink, The Blacklist, Two and a Half Men
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Where the F— is Skeet Ulrich?
Originally this post was going to be about Ethan Hawke and other great things from the ’90s that I wish they’d bring back like Hypercolor shirts, the Spin Doctors, and Z Cavaricci pants. While conducting my extensive research on the … Continue reading
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