Monthly Archives: October 2013

I Miss Pee-wee Herman

Posted on October 12, 2013 by thedvrfiles

If there is ONE reason I want a time machine, it would be to go back to 1991 and invent Internet pornography. It’s not what you think. See, I’m a true humanitarian. I could do without Internet pornography myself because … Continue reading →

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The Overcrowded Jenner House

Posted on October 11, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Bruce, I’m on your side. I really am. But Jesus F—ing Christ. STOP. And believe it or not, I’m not even talking about the plastic surgery! Nope, I’m talking about what my Bible-aka People Mag-claims was the decathlete’s “breaking point” in … Continue reading →

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Happy 47th (or 48th) Birthday Luke Perry!

Posted on October 11, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hold on to your panties because I have some shocking news. The man formerly known as Dylan McKay turns 47 (or 48!) today. FYI-this uncertainty is not for lack of research. Wikipedia says Perry was born in 1966 but IMDB … Continue reading →

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Is Matt Durning, Attorney At Law, Still Practicing?

Posted on October 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s Throwback Thursday or #TBT for all of us savvy social media movers and shakers. Yahoooo! Let’s be honest-EVERY day is #TBT in The DVR Files world. We enjoy talking about Caboodles, ring around the collar, Grey Poupon commercials, and … Continue reading →

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True sTORI: Spelling and Garth Unite

Posted on October 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s been 13 years since Beverly Hills, 90210 ended and let’s be honest, my life hasn’t been the same since. Sure, the CW tried to resurrect it in 2008 under the banner 90210 but, ugh, I watched maybe three episodes before I gagged … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Can’t Get Fat Anymore.

Posted on October 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Tom Hanks announced earlier this week that he suffered from Type 2 diabetes. Bummer! He then made a declaration that will fast track one’s nomination into the “And Not a Single F— was Given” Hall of Fame. He said that … Continue reading →

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A Jonas Brother Scandal? Delish!

Posted on October 9, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hanson would never do this. Two days before their tour was set to begin, the Jonas Brothers have called it off due to a “deep rift” within the band. Despite never having a heard a Jonas Brother song in my … Continue reading →

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Two’s Company in Suzanne Somers’ Bed!

Posted on October 9, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Suzanne Somers has clearly been using her Thighmaster. On yesterday’s episode of The Talk, the woman formerly known as Chrissy Snow claimed that she and her husband Alan Hamel bone twice a day. You go girl! Somers, 66, was responding to … Continue reading →

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Bruce Jenner is Free At Last, Free At Last!

Posted on October 9, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Bruce Jenner is the latest man to escape from the klutches of the Kardashian Klan. Following in the footsteps of the great men before him, including the late attorney to the infamous Robert Kardashian, Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas, Nick … Continue reading →

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Snood, The Original Candy Crush

Posted on October 8, 2013 by thedvrfiles

There are times when I am SO SAD Intervention is over. I will probably never meet Candy. Jeff will not tell me that he’s just met a bunch of people who love me crazy. I will never say, “My name is … Continue reading →

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