Monthly Archives: October 2013

G’bye Mate!

Uh oh! There will be no more shrimp on the barbie for Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski! That’s right, folks. Crocodile Dundee and wife Linda are splitting after 23 years of marriage. Better crack open a Foster’s because that’s the … Continue reading

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I Do Not Love MySelfie

Soooo . . . one thing I realized yesterday is if you post near naked pictures of Kim Kardashian on your blog, the people will come. So I figured, if Kim can get so much attention by posting selfies to … Continue reading

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Other Celebrities Who Love Themselfies Too Much

Earlier today I illuminated the modesty of Kim Kardashian, who is as fresh and pristine as a dewdrop on a lily. She is totally not the only celebrity who has exhibited such demure behavior. For example, Nick Jonas needs some … Continue reading

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Those Kardashians Are Way Too Modest!

Kim Kardashian needs to stop being so shy about her body. Stop being so coy Kim! You really need to come out of your shell. Don’t be afraid to tell the world you’re proud of your womanly body. Yes, you … Continue reading

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Indiana Jones Could Have Had a Moustache

My world has been SHATTERED! No, I did not found out that Darth Vader is my father, but close. Tom Selleck was supposed to be Indiana Jones! Apparently this is widely known, but perhaps I buried it deep in my … Continue reading

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Is Cannibalism Okay If You’re Made of Skittles?

Call me crazy, but I always thought cannibalism was kind of a bad thing. It’s more or less something that isn’t encouraged, if you catch my drift. Blame Jeffrey Dahmer.  If it DOES have to happen, it’s usually because you are … Continue reading

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North Andover Is Still Not Gloucester!

There is nothing that gets me more excited than when my hometown North Andover is in the news. Whether it be a whorehouse, Jon Hamm, or peanut allergies, I’m all, THAT’S WHERE I’M FROM! Yesterday the lil old town North of … Continue reading

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This is Skinny Pete???

Anthony Hopkins and I have SO much in common. We both love Breaking Bad! The Oscar-winning actor recently penned a letter to Bryan Cranston that went viral, praising his performance as dad of the year Walter White. He writes: What is … Continue reading

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Happy Columbus Day, and Don’t You Fuhgeddaboudit!

Today marks the 521 year since Italian Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue to discover the greatest place on Earth, my bedroom! Just kidding! He discovered America in 1492. Gosh I’m a trickster. In the 500+ years, Columbus has emerged … Continue reading

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Everyone from Laguna Beach is Married

Sad news for people who really married wanted to marry someone from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach. They’re all off the market! First Kristen Cavallari married quarterback Jay Cutler earlier this year after popping out son Camden. Then yesterday Jason … Continue reading

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