A Jonas Brother Scandal? Delish!

Hanson would never do this.

Two days before their tour was set to begin, the Jonas Brothers have called it off due to a “deep rift” within the band.

Only blind people and assholes wear sunglasses indoors.

Only blind people and assholes wear sunglasses indoors. Gee, I wonder what they are.

Despite never having a heard a Jonas Brother song in my life (for realz and thank God) this feud excites me to NO END.

WHO IS responsible??? Granted, all of them look like big giant douches. Except for Kevin. He looks like a typical Irish American living in Southie who brags that he once ran inadvertently ran drugs for Whitey Bulger because he was good to the neighborhood!

Yup!

Or Dorchesta!

My money is on Nick, who has recently taken to Instagram to post ridiculous selfies like this.

Looks so real.

Looks so real.

What do you think???

 

 

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