Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

Let’s Hope These Two Never Get Together!

In case you were wondering, YES. I have booked my ticket straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks because that’s where I’ll be going when God (or Lucifer?) decides my time is up on this Earth. This time I’m going to the … Continue reading

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This is Going To Last!

Kim Kardashian loves many things in life. For example . . . Herself! Herself in a bathing suit! Herself in shoes! Herself in her engagement ring from 2011! And now we have one more thing that she loves . . … Continue reading

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Queer Eye Turns 10!

There are a few truths we hold to be self-evident. For example . . . . . . To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction. . . . The original Becky on Roseanne was better. . . … Continue reading

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I Do Not Love MySelfie

Soooo . . . one thing I realized yesterday is if you post near naked pictures of Kim Kardashian on your blog, the people will come. So I figured, if Kim can get so much attention by posting selfies to … Continue reading

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Other Celebrities Who Love Themselfies Too Much

Earlier today I illuminated the modesty of Kim Kardashian, who is as fresh and pristine as a dewdrop on a lily. She is totally not the only celebrity who has exhibited such demure behavior. For example, Nick Jonas needs some … Continue reading

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Those Kardashians Are Way Too Modest!

Kim Kardashian needs to stop being so shy about her body. Stop being so coy Kim! You really need to come out of your shell. Don’t be afraid to tell the world you’re proud of your womanly body. Yes, you … Continue reading

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Bruce Jenner is Free At Last, Free At Last!

Bruce Jenner is the latest man to escape from the klutches of the Kardashian Klan. Following in the footsteps of the great men before him, including the late attorney to the infamous Robert Kardashian, Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas, Nick … Continue reading

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I’m Cuter

Here at The DVR Files we like to uncover the truth! For example . . . it is true that Jon Hamm carries around a big package on a daily basis . . . And that LeAnn Rimes is a … Continue reading

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