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Tag Archives: divorce
True sTori: Blagh!
I am going to come out and say it. Tori Spelling is the WORST. Yes I know those are fighting words especially when we live in a world with this: And this: And, yes, this: Tori, as you should know, … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Cheating, Dean McDermott, divorce, Fame Whores, Tori Spelling, True Tori
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Where is the Love?
You might have noticed I’ve been silent the past few days. Why? Has the cat gotten my tongue? No, I don’t like cats so they would never be near my tongue. Duh. No, it’s just that I’ve been broken-hearted. One … Continue reading
Love is Over
I know I’ve been kind of quiet the past few days. It should be a time of happiness for me, what with the Red Sox winning the World Series and Murder, She Wrote returning to my TV, though sans Angela Lansbury. Instead, … Continue reading
Orlando Bloom is Kissing a Cosby Kid!
All right, I am SLIGHTLY exaggerating with my headline but hello, wouldn’t it be amazing if Orlando Bloom was swapping spit with a grown-up Rudy? Before anyone sues me for libel (hahahaha good luck with that. The only thing of … Continue reading
Clint Eastwood is Back on the Market!
Thank you Dina Eastwood. You just went ahead and made my day! On Monday, Dina filed for divorce from her husband of seventeen years, some old fogey named Clint who used to look like this. Clint, 83, passed on his … Continue reading
Posted in Love Hurts
Tagged Clint Eastwood, Dina Eastwood, divorce, Kyle Eastwood, Scott Eastwood
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Bruce Jenner is Free At Last, Free At Last!
Bruce Jenner is the latest man to escape from the klutches of the Kardashian Klan. Following in the footsteps of the great men before him, including the late attorney to the infamous Robert Kardashian, Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas, Nick … Continue reading
Posted in Love Hurts
Tagged Bruce Jenner, divorce, Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner
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This Bloodsucker Is Back on the Market!
Do you like the nighttime? Is it in your blood to boogie at underground clubs? Do you like your lovers to have sharp teeth? Well, then, I have good news! Everyone’s favorite crazy vampire (and occasional lesbian) from True Blood, … Continue reading
Posted in Love Hurts
Tagged Alexander Skarsgard, divorce, Eric Northman, Rutina Wesley, Tara Thornton, True Blood
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Un-break Her Heart
Bad new folks. Toni Braxton will be singing “Another Sad Love Song” because her “Love Affair” with Keri Lewis, her husband of 12 years, has officially ended in divorce today. Don’t fret–Braxton still believes in “family values.” She and her ex … Continue reading
Posted in Love Hurts
Tagged Braxton Family Values, divorce, Toni Braxton, Tyson Beckford
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