Tag Archives: Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling Has Been the Worst Since 1996, According to Me

I am such a great person today, that I bet you all wonder if I was always so great. The answer is yes. Of course I was. Duh. In addition to being great for the past million years, I’ve also been … Continue reading

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Dylan Throws Shade at Donna Martin

I can’t believe I missed this. Last week on my Bible/muse people.com, Mr. Luke Perry, the man I was supposed to marry 20 years ago, declared that reality TV was trash. Mr. McKay, who has grown up to be an … Continue reading

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Tori Spelling Continues Her Campaign to be the Worst Person in the World

In 1991, the most offensive thing Tori Spelling did was wear this dress as Donna Martin at the West Beverly Spring Dance. Twenty plus years later, the most offensive thing she does is exist, and unfortunately for the world, she … Continue reading

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True sTori: Blagh!

I am going to come out and say it. Tori Spelling is the WORST. Yes I know those are fighting words especially when we live in a world with this: And this: And, yes, this: Tori, as you should know, … Continue reading

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I Can’t Live In a World Without Violet!

Confesh: I have a soft spot for cute kids. Some of my all time faves include Hipster Icons Kingston and Zuma Rossdale. And Maddox Jolie-Pitt . . . Let’s not forget the Queen of all Fashion, Miss Suri Cruise! And … Continue reading

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True sTORI: Spelling and Garth Unite

It’s been 13 years since Beverly Hills, 90210 ended and let’s be honest, my life hasn’t been the same since. Sure, the CW tried to resurrect it in 2008 under the banner 90210 but, ugh, I watched maybe three episodes before I gagged … Continue reading

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