Bruce Jenner is the latest man to escape from the klutches of the Kardashian Klan.

Following in the footsteps of the great men before him, including the late attorney to the infamous Robert Kardashian, Kim’s first husband Damon Thomas, Nick Lachey (yup, he dated Kim briefly in 2006), Ray J, Reggie Bush (who has mysteriously been scrubbed from Kim’s wikipedia page. You can’t erase history!), Kris Humphries, and Lamar Odom, Bruce Jenner has decided to split from the Kardashian women.

Can’t believe these two didn’t make it! They seemed so loving in their international sex tape!

Yesterday he and his wife of 22 years, Kris Jenner, jointly announced their separation. Via E! News, of course:

We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.

I wonder who will get the plastic surgeon in the divorce?

Good thing Bruce is such an accomplished athlete. Those running skills he displayed in his gold medal decathlon performance in the 1976 Olympics will come in handy as he flees from the Kardashians.

May he find inspiration from A Flock of Seagulls.