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Pure Luxury in a Mint: The After Eight Story

The great songwriter Countess Luann de Lesseps once proclaimed “Money can’t buy you class.” But what she failed to mention is that money CAN you buy you After Eight Mint Chocolate Thins which is practically the same thing because they are … Continue reading

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I Love Katie Couric!

Today I learned that Katie Couric is my cheap ass spirit animal. Home girl loves dollar pizza too! New York City, where Katie and I both live, is known to be super duper expensive. Katie, owns a condo in Manhattan worth … Continue reading

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Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups Are a THING!

Life is really hard right now. I gave up Candy Crush for Lent and all I can think about is candy! Granted, I can still eat it, but it’s not the same! My sister’s getting married this summer. I am … Continue reading

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Is Cannibalism Okay If You’re Made of Skittles?

Call me crazy, but I always thought cannibalism was kind of a bad thing. It’s more or less something that isn’t encouraged, if you catch my drift. Blame Jeffrey Dahmer.  If it DOES have to happen, it’s usually because you are … Continue reading

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Which Snack Food Would You Bring Into Battle?

Uh oh! Hershey’s at war with Swiss Miss and America’s snack foods must help! In this time when our hot chocolate is being attacked, we need the best defense we can get. Which delicious treat-savory OR sweet–would you want on … Continue reading

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You Can’t Erase History, Wikipedia!

The other day I wanted a snack which was sweet and awesome. “Oh yeah!” I said to myself. “I’ll have a Twix!” And then I remembered days past, and how great Twix commercials were in the 1980s because they showed … Continue reading

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Candy of the Kid Haters

Halloween’s a few months away, but I love candy so, you know, it’s on my mind now. All of the above candies would be super cool to get, even the sugar-free gum! If someone gave me frigging After Eight Thin … Continue reading

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