Author Archives: thedvrfiles

The Emmys are the Sophie’s Choice of Television

Posted on July 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

As many of you know, I love TV. Hence why I write a blog called The DVR Files. Crazy, isn’t it??? So naturally my favorite awards show is the Emmys. Nominations were announced last week, and I will be making … Continue reading →

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Don’t Blame it on the Rain, Blame it on the Tequila.

Posted on July 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Nearly one week ago Geraldo Rivera decided to make the world a better a place to he tweeted this gorgeous picture to the universe. “70 is the new 50,” he proclaimed. And “drunk is still drunk,” we soon learned, when … Continue reading →

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You Can’t Erase History, Wikipedia!

Posted on July 26, 2013 by thedvrfiles

The other day I wanted a snack which was sweet and awesome. “Oh yeah!” I said to myself. “I’ll have a Twix!” And then I remembered days past, and how great Twix commercials were in the 1980s because they showed … Continue reading →

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Who Wants To Marry a Cartoon Villain?

Posted on July 24, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey all! I’m casting a new TV special called Who Wants to Marry A Cartoon Villain? It’s going to be awesome and evil, so if you’re interested in appearing please reach out to me ASAP. We’ve got a ton of devious … Continue reading →

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Un-break Her Heart

Posted on July 24, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Bad new folks. Toni Braxton will be singing “Another Sad Love Song” because her “Love Affair” with Keri Lewis, her husband of 12 years, has officially ended in divorce today. Don’t fret–Braxton still believes in “family values.” She and her ex … Continue reading →

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The Muppet Babies Are Way Cuter Than the Royal Baby, and Probably Richer Too

Posted on July 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

I am SO excited that the Royal Baby is a boy, because he can marry my niece Charlotte, who is 5 weeks old today. Who doesn’t like an older woman? And while the RB is super cute, I know quite … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe I Don’t Live in a Crystal Castle

Posted on July 22, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Do you ever take deep breaths and reflect on your life and think, gee, it wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. I am not supposed to live in a tiny apartment with mismatched tiles and thin walls and dust … Continue reading →

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Dennis Farina, An Awesome Dude, Has Died

Posted on July 22, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Man, this is a huge disappointment. The actor Dennis Farina died today. He was 69. I loved Dennis not only because he was a phenomenal actor, he was also an inspiration to latebloomers everywhere. A Chicago native, her served on … Continue reading →

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Tina Turner is Not Your Private Dancer

Posted on July 22, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Bummerz men, Tina Turner will be dancing for someone that is not you. That’s right, home girl just married a Swiss gentlemen named Erwin Bach. Oh, and she’s 73 and he’s 57. Oh, and they’ve been together for 27 years. … Continue reading →

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Geraldo Rivera: The Jon Hamm of Chests?

Posted on July 21, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Once upon a time, Geraldo Rivera looked like a disco version of Inigo Montoya. Now, he looks like a giant hot stud at your neighborhood retirement community. Rivera CLEARLY does not need to look for treasures in Al Capone’s vault, … Continue reading →

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