Do you ever take deep breaths and reflect on your life and think, gee, it wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. I am not supposed to live in a tiny apartment with mismatched tiles and thin walls and dust bunnies under my bed where I am too lazy to clean.

Nope, at the very least I should be living HERE.

Blue and yellow are the best combo.

And operating this business which I won with my husband Tom.

Service station AND car wash–we don’t mess around.

Once we got rich, we’d move here.

Not as many bedrooms as we’d like–we’d add a guest house.

Of course, none of this has happened. I wish I could just drive my car off into the sunset . . .

Nice wheels!

But I only have a subway pass.

Boo f—ing hoo. Thanks for nothing She-Ra, Barbie, Hot Wheels, and Fisher-Price!