Bad new folks. Toni Braxton will be singing “Another Sad Love Song” because her “Love Affair” with Keri Lewis, her husband of 12 years, has officially ended in divorce today.

Hopefully one day she can breathe again.

Don’t fret–Braxton still believes in “family values.” She and her ex will co-parent their two children, wait for it, Denim and Diezel.

Let’s be honest . . . whiles this is certainly SAD, it is STILL preferable to Tyson Beckford getting killed in a tragic car accident and dying in Toni’s arms. Let’s put things in perspective people.