Bummerz men, Tina Turner will be dancing for someone that is not you. That’s right, home girl just married a Swiss gentlemen named Erwin Bach. Oh, and she’s 73 and he’s 57. Oh, and they’ve been together for 27 years. Clearly, love has something to do with it.

They would both get voted best hair.

I’m so happy for Tina. My confirmation name is Mary so you could even call me Proud Mary. She still looks great and she still rocks it and there is nothing more inspirational to me than a strong, kick ass woman, which Tina obviously is.

And because IT NEVER GETS OLD, here is the video for “Private Dancer.” You’re welcome.