Once upon a time, Geraldo Rivera looked like a disco version of Inigo Montoya.

“Go ahead, try to kill my father. I’ll just seek revenge via my feathered hair.”

Now, he looks like a giant hot stud at your neighborhood retirement community.

Anthony Weiner in 20 years.

Rivera CLEARLY does not need to look for treasures in Al Capone’s vault, because he has his own family jewels. Zing!

His lucky, lucky wife. Narcissism knows no age.