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Would You Rather Press Your Luck OR Buy Lots of Groceries?

I try to be an optimistic person but sometimes I get sad. For example, I am upset that Bonkers are no longer manufactured. I wish that Justin and Kelly would have a baby together. I have never gotten over Pamela Anderson … Continue reading

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Beyonce Aspires to Be a Brooklyn Hipster

Beyonce and her alleged husband Jay-Z are SO down to Earth. He rides the subway, and now she rides her bicycle! Stars, they’re just like us! See, Bebe rode her bicycle from her home in Manhattan to her final gig … Continue reading

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Career Paths I Will Never Follow, Thanks to TV

People are always saying things like, TV dumbs you down. I don’t own a TV, I just eat kale. Why would I watch Real Housewives? I mean, I grew UP with them. UGH. I hate those people. Not only because TV … Continue reading

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It’s a Fact of Life that Alan is the REAL Musician of the Thicke Family

These days everyone is all, oh that Robin Thicke! So talented! He sings catchy tunes, even if the videos are kind of possibly sexist! Either way, WHAT a musician! Um, is this SURPRISING to anyone? After all, his father is … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Eddie Furlong!

Today is a VERY special day. Terminator 2: Judgment Day star Edward Furlong turns 36! Besides Christian Slater, there was NO ONE I loved more than Eddie Furlong in the early ’90s. My uncle worked for Paramount Pictures at the time, … Continue reading

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What the Hell Does Breaking Bad Mean Anyway???

Hello, bandwagon jumper here. The past few months have witnessed me watching seasons 1-4 of the addictive (get it?) TV show Breaking Bad because I never like to miss a pop culture moment and the final episodes are about to begin … Continue reading

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Great Fake Bald People on TV

So today I was watching the episode of Degrassi where Clare decides to shave her head because she has cancer and want to take ownership of her hair loss. While I admire Clare for her strength and resilience facing this potentially … Continue reading

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Has Laura Palmer Returned?

23 years after she died, Laura Palmer has risen! Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating slightly. But home girl is definitely BACK in pop culture circles, because British band Bastille have written and performed a song called, wait for it, “Laura Palmer.” … Continue reading

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Maybe She Can Become a Prostitution Whore To Pay Off Her Debts

Well this is a shocker. Watch me clutch my pearls, because I NEVER saw this coming. Teresa Giudice and her husband Juicy Joe face 50 years in the slammer for conspiracy to commit fraud. I really expected more from these … Continue reading

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The Secret Is Out: The World LOVES Gennie James!

A year and a half ago I posed a simple question to you, my DVR Files devotees: “Whatever happened to 1980s icon Gennie James??? “, pictured above, and yes, there were three question marks because this was among the world’s greatest … Continue reading

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