Maybe She Can Become a Prostitution Whore To Pay Off Her Debts

Well this is a shocker. Watch me clutch my pearls, because I NEVER saw this coming. Teresa Giudice and her husband Juicy Joe face 50 years in the slammer for conspiracy to commit fraud.

And then Teresa turns to prostitution whoring, a really cool hybrid!

“Wait, I have to pay taxes???””

I really expected more from these people. After filing for bankruptcy in 2009, you’d think that Teresa and Joe might learn a lesson or two, or 11 million–the dollar amount that they owed to creditors. But they have proven to be the Anthony Weiner of financial crimes. They keep giving us more!

You want more? I can give you more!

On a side note, he should withdraw from the race. That’s what we Irish would do!

However, there is a solution. They better call Saul, because now that Breaking Bad is almost over he probably has some free time to help them launder money.

Am I terrible that I am most excited about the song Gia is going to write about her family’s latest mishap? She has a proven record of singing the truth!

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