Beyonce Aspires to Be a Brooklyn Hipster

Beyonce and her alleged husband Jay-Z are SO down to Earth. He rides the subway, and now she rides her bicycle! Stars, they’re just like us!

EXCEPT when they go on yachts. Then they are nothing like us.

EXCEPT when they go on yachts. Then they are nothing like us.

See, Bebe rode her bicycle from her home in Manhattan to her final gig at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn on Monday before heading off for the European leg of her tour (I imagine she is taking a paddle boat there, which she will naturally paddle herself.). I know she did this because she (or one of her minions) snapped a photo and posted it to Instagram yesterday. “I biked to Barclays for my last show in Brooklyn!” Miss Be captioned. How cute!

Yessss.

Even her grungy outfit probably cost more than my rent.

Oh bish PLEASE. This is New York City. A lot of famous people live here. A lot of them even ride bikes! You ain’t special.

Truth be told, I wonder if she hired someone to pedal for her the way she leased a surrogate’s body to carry Blue Ivy.

At any rate, how adorable these wannabe plebes are. I wonder if Be and Jay-Z sometimes clip coupons just because.

 

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